So I signed into my MSN account for the first time in a long time and had a friend request. I wasn't sure who it was, so I accepted. As luck would have it, the person who sent the request was online and contacted me right away. This was our conversation:
Gabby says: (03:15:46 p.m.)
hey u there??
Ender says: (03:15:51 p.m.)
Gabby says: (03:16:00 p.m.)
hey there, hope you dont mind chatting with a SPITEFUL horny girl, soo how are ya?
Ender says: (03:17:11 p.m.)
Well, there's someone in the house. I think they just murdered dog, and I'm hiding in the closet. Can you please send help?
Gabby says: (03:17:21 p.m.)
yeaa i know its random, but my asshole EX cheated on me so im on a MANhunt hehe... i got your username on a msn directory, im gabby, you are? ;)
Ender says: (03:17:40 p.m.)
Ouch. I was just stabbed. I'm bleeding to death
Gabby says: (03:17:49 p.m.)
wish u were in my bed having your way with me ;)
Ender says: (03:18:37 p.m.)
please. Please. help me. It's so cold
Gabby says: (03:19:06 p.m.)
i c.. where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;) esp since im single and sexually deprived :-(
Ender says: (03:21:00 p.m.)
Gabby says: (03:21:11 p.m.)
are you signed up to any dating sites? You seem cool. I just took some dirty pics and uploaded them on my ComeHookup profile.. wanna see??? haha
Ender says: (03:21:47 p.m.)
No thanks. In heaven, everyone is naked.
Gabby says: (03:21:57 p.m.)
no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..:)
Ender says: (03:23:25 p.m.)
As an angel, I can see through your clothes. Not sure what the big deal is, tbqh.
Gabby says: (03:23:36 p.m.)
ok, go here, lmk whatcha think [link removed] ! you might have to make an account if you dont have 1 already. it takes literally 1 minute and it's completely free!
Ender says: (03:24:04 p.m.)
It's so nice to chat with a real girl for once.
Gabby says: (03:24:15 p.m.)
give me ur username when you join so I can send u a friend request, and if u like my pics maybe we can get to know each other better ... cool? ;)
Ender says: (03:25:26 p.m.)
Kill yourself, and we'll have the eternities.